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Gossip
Heytesbury: The Mountain and Mohamed.
There seems to be little reason to go in search of streets paved with
gold as the world, it would appear, now comes to our lowly outpost on
the A36 trunk route.
Current Celeb Count:
- Anthony Worrall Thompson http://www.awtonline.co.uk/
is behind The Angel. No, not literally.
- Rachel Royce Reporting. HTV Journalist and
scorned spouse and, yet, eternally smiling. Currently spotted
with an ex-Newcastle United player: the Thane of Cawdor (thanks
Johnny-boy for the nod).
- Siegrfried Sassoon (deceased). Not a
celeb at all as he did genuinely useful things such as trying to end
the Great War. He was also keen on foxhunting but best not mention that.
There is an excellent new biography out by Max Egremont available at
all good book shops.
- New! http://www.guywalters.com/
Heytesbury High Street has its own 'proper' author with published
books and everything. He's also pleasant, drinks expensive wine, and
likes Spitfires.
- And yes, the webmaster, who appeared
in a movie, stark naked, with Mrs Basil Fawlty and a Dutch bloke who
directed traffic, briefly, in 'A Bridge Too Far'. And
yes, you can view it online at ifilm
- 'The Farm' -Endemol's (Big Brother et
al) greatest contribution to the nation's cultural renaissance
was filmed in autumn 2004 at East Hill Farm. It featured celebrities
regurgitated from their twilight homes of obscurity engaged in
professional animal husbandry.
- And they were back -Yes, we were lucky
enough to have hosted another series of 'The Farm'. Celebrities
said to have been in the frame include Jim 'Bullseye' Bowen's cousin's
ex-boyfriend and the bag-lady sometimes seen by Walford Station in
Eastenders.
- However, the webmaster received a hamper of goodies from Endemol for 'inconvenience' so
they can, surely, do no wrong? Note to residents near to 'Big
Brother': Ask where your Fortnum's duck patè is and if a
voucher for KFC is offered as a substitute complain!
- That's it.
- Except for Rod Liddle (columnist) who
returns for access visits following his much publicised separation
from (2). Recently he has enlightened us all with his views on
serial adultery and rodents. Thankfully, we had (4) to issue a
withering repost. (5) is unable to repost being 'univisally dipised'
[sic].
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